Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Yours for a song...

Dear Congressman,

Due to the terrible conditions in the real estate market both here and overseas, I thought I would show some of the real estate available to general public.

BORING BLOG FOR CHABOT REALTY PRESENTS:

The Caves of Pakistan & Afghanistan

1. ASMAR near $ 178,000
Yes, look at this beauty. Stunning views and just fifty or so miles north of Asmar in the hills of eastern Afghanistan, this one of a kind hillside heaven includes built-in alarm system with infrared and sonic wave technology, steep graded access to keep those pesky tourists from bothering you, and a natural sulfur sauna on the bottom level to soak those tired feet after a long day of hiking to the nearest fresh water well!

2. Peshawar $450,000
This cavern is a perfect spot for the individual looking for some solitude away from civilization. Built miles from nowhere in particular, this beauty has been occupied since cro-magnum days, with may generations of humanoids calling this structure home. A rock of ages!


3. Jalalabad $675,000
This Stone-aged gem is a fixer upper, as the last owner, before his untimely death, just could not get his supplies through from the Home Depot in Kabul due to disruptions of traffic on the A01. But this updated cave is a steal at this price, and with the modern updates such as running water and electricity, you will be the envy of all those other cave dwellers who are trying to remain anonymous in this fast paced world!!!

4. Abbottabad $ 58,000 This cave should go quickly at this steal of a price! The previous owner was recently evicted by the world's largest bank and is ready for immediate occupancy. Fully gated with an oversized yard and plenty of living space. Due to the use of force in the eviction process, there is minor damage to the security fence and some carpets will need to be replaced. You will be guaranteed privacy with this one as it is in a quiet neighborhood with very little activity.