Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Starters to conversations you would rather not have



Dear Congressman,

Occasionally, you automatically know when you hear certain sentences that you, in all likelihood, do not want to hear what comes next. For your review, here are a couple of examples...

“At my wedding, there were two hundred other followers of the Reverend Moon also…”

“I noticed while changing your oil that your alerotic regulator distension cable is sheared and needs to be …”

“Attention, this is your lead flight attendant, if anyone in the cabin has aviation experience please raise…”

“Daddy, what does Kayne mean when he says…”

“Sir, do you have another credit card, this one…”

“I’d like to welcome everyone to today’s nudist over-eaters anonymous meeting…”

“You have the right to remain silent…”

“A table for two? I would estimate the wait around 85 to 135 ….”


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